Hey, dawg, the weather’s turnin’ coolio and so should you! Here’s The Southern View’s Guide to Being Cool!
- Regular letters are lame, especially S an C, so replace them with their cooler replacementz Z and K whenever possible.
Ex: - Yo, man, still workin’ on your mekanikal engineering degree?
- Nah, bro, I had a zeriez of revelationz about who I really waz instead of who my parentz wanted me to be. Now I’m purzuing an education in liberal artz.
- Normal words are yesterday’s rage! Make up your own words whenever you can.
Ex: - Hey, bro, how you been flibniting?
- Eh, it’s been okay. My boss is a total kardinian redenboxer.
- Use your considerable knowledge of current events to spice up regular conversation.
Ex: - Hey, what happened to that girl you asked to sweethearts?
- She faked her own death and now is on the run to Russia, just like
Edward Snowden.
- Everyone loves archaic slang! Ex: - Hey, that gal is the total bee’s knees!
- Now you’re on the trolley!
- I renounce the Treaty of Versailles!
- Az do I! Polio!
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