Saturday, August 13, 2016

“We Had a Wonderful Time on Our Vacation,” Insists Mom


In a recent visit with her next door neighbors, area mother Ashley Bently claimed that her family had “loads of wholesome fun and quiet relaxation,” despite uneasy looks coming from her children and husband.
“Palm Springs is just glorious this time of year, and there was so much to do! It was just such a great time you would not believe,” said the mother of four, who went on for several minutes afterward, perkily describing the peaceful, calming, and indisputably safe their recent trip to a Florida resort was. Eyewitness reports claim that Bently’s voice fluctuated slightly when she said, “Our family stayed together through the whole thing, never fighting, never once resenting each other! Isn’t that right Jack?”
Bently’s fifteen year old son, Jonathon “Jack” Bently, whose hands were visibly shaking, then responded. “Yeah mom. We had a, uh, swell time. Real… swell.”
When Jay Gonzales, a father of the family the Bentlies were visiting, if they had any pictures of the vacation to show, Ashley Bently responded, “No. We accidentally destroyed the camera. Sorry!”

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