Friday, March 11, 2016

Priuses Now Coming With Pre-Installed “Bernie 2016” Bumper Stickers

In a bold move, the American branch of the auto manufacturer Toyota stated last week that they will now pre-install bumper stickers supporting Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders’ presidential bid in every one of their Prius models.
“We would like to make it clear that this is not an endorsement of Senator Sanders,” said Toyota Media Correspondent Herbert Turnen in a press conference last week. “It’s simply a time saving measure, since, using basic human logic and reasoning, one can deduce that more or less every Prius owner is going to put a Bernie sticker on at some point or another.”
“I mean, c’mon, if you’re passionate enough about climate change to want a hybrid car, and naive enough to think one car is going to make a difference, then there’s no doubt that you’re a Bernie supporter.”

Apparently the trend is spreading, as the “Hank and Davis Armory” chain of gun stores announced later this week that they will slap a big “Cruz 2016” sticker on every assault rifle.

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