Upcoming Events at EHS

November 18: The Edina Thespians will perform a mock plane crash to warn students about the dangers of improper air-traffic control communication and incorrect landing procedure.

• November 19: Doctor Locklear will hold a mandatory forum about the critical importance of attending mandatory forums.
• November 26: Edina School Board to sacrifice one newborn calf and 2,000 state-of-the-art Chromebooks to The God of Thankfulness.
• December 3: Sadie’s King and Queen to be coronated in a ceremony with side attractions such as a performance by the hip-hop dance team and a public execution of enemies of the crown.  
• December 4: The day of the annual Sadie’s dance, which will feature the first-ever use of fully-body x-ray scanners to keep out any and all students who are drunk, high, carrying illegal substances, or possess a corrupted soul.
• December 21: First day of Winter Solstice Break!