Friday, November 13, 2015

Things Only Mixed Race, Libertarian, Bisexual, 30 Rock Fan, Bear Attack Survivors Will Understand

  • People can ask the stupidest questions, whether about your sexuality, heritage, or the origin of all those weird scars on your back.
  • It’s okay to feel torn, whether literally between the two cultures you were born into, or physically between the multiple bears tearing you limb-from-limb.
  • The government doesn’t have the right to take your guns, tax you to death, deny you the right to marry whomever you choose. It’d be nice if it was easier to get health insurance for massive blood loss on a camping trip gone sour, though.
  • Affirmative action is great, although it could be better if it gave preference to those of non-straight sexual orientations or survivors of attacks by feral animals.
  • Some things in life you just don’t have any control over. You can’t just flip a switch and change who you love or who your parents are. You actually might have done something to stop seven grizzly bears from mauling you at Yellowstone National Park last summer, but what’s done is done.
  • 30 Rock is pretty good.

No comments:

Post a Comment