Edina Model U.N. Hopes Someday to Take Over Real U.N.

After doing well at a Model United Nations conference, members of the Edina Model U.N. team agreed unanimously to one day take over the actual U.N.

Russian mock-representative Hilary Blaszak told reporters, “Really, it’s just common sense. While we effectively solved the international energy crisis at our conference, the actual U.N. can hardly agree on something as simple as how to dispose a dictator or what to do with nuclear waste!”

Despite this, Blaszak did admit that it might be “Sort of hard,” to do away with the previous conference and that they’d need “A really good plan to get rid of them.”