Thursday, September 24, 2015

“The Horny Hornet Dance Wasn’t Our Best Idea,” Stud. Co. Claims

After calling a press release in order to deal with the monumental fallout from the homecoming game disaster, Edina High School’s Student Council has claimed their invention and encouragement of ‘The Horny Hornet Dance’ was, “Probably not our brightest idea, exactly.”

Defending their decision to create a highly sexualized school specific song-and-dance routine, teach it to the entire student body during the pep fest, and encourage them to perform it at the homecoming game whenever the home team scored a touchdown, Stud. Co. President Michael O'Neil said, “I wish I could say we didn’t see this coming, but honestly, we knew going into this that there was a 60, 65% chance that everyone would be horribly offended. But that’s the risk we at Stud. Co. are willing to take.”

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