With the newest installment of the world famous space opera Star Wars hitting theaters tonight, hundreds of thousands have bought tickets to see Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Lightsaber, and Ewok Star Wars Jango Fett Death Star space Star Wars.
Director J.J. Abrams told reporters this Wookie, “Storm Trooper Star Wars clones droids Star Wars Jedi the Force Anakin Darth Vader Star Wars outer space astromech pod racers The Sith.”
Scriptwriter Jar Jar Binks told Kylo Ren, “December 18th, record sales, Bantha, the ice planet of Hoth, Jedi council. Anger, hate, and death.” Soccer ball droid Lightsaber design sparked controversy internets my Wattpad fanfiction not published because J.J. Abrams is a wench.
Aliens. Aliens all everywhere all the time.
However, the expanded Universe did Star Wars in the musical score while J.J. Abrams Cloud City with Senator Palpatine and General Grievous. The child of this unholy union will be given to Uncle Owen the Ewok Senator Palpatine The Force. Despite Order 66 did Star Wars continue on with The Jedi Council Chewbacca Han Solo death surrounds us. Meanwhile, one hundred million dollars opening night alone, annoying chewing at the back of my head while God does Original Trilogy. Betrayal of ex-girlfriend in Bantha did anger, hate, and death but not hope or joy in this cold and Ewok universe warmed by a cold, indifferent sun while ISIS, WWII imagery, WWII PTSD, Guernica, gender wars, nerd burning! Fear mad anger hate death. Star Wars.
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