Friday, November 13, 2015

Leaked Government Reports Reveal Gym Class as an Elaborate Experiment on Cruelty

 


A leaked government report released as early as this weekend revealed that the institution of mandatory gym class, which has purported as a form of physical exercise for centuries, has actually been a worldwide experiment to test the limits of human cruelty.
The reports in question, which were uploaded to WikiLeaks at 3:42 sunday morning, featured a government psychologist’s in-depth analysis of a recent game of dodgeball game played in an elementary school in Raleigh, North Carolina. The report contained sixty pages of explanation for how the underaged minds coped with the mix of dehumanization, physical pain, blinding rage, and boredom inherent in the game.

“It is particularly interesting how Ronald W. had an inherent tendency to laugh cruelly whenever he saw that he had succeeded in inducing physical pain on one of his fellow students, illustrating that children are capable of total villainy when placed under the correct conditions,” wrote Dr. Daniel Helsten P.hD, the author of this particular report.

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