Millennials worldwide confirmed this week that they can barely contain their excitement and anticipation for the next generation to start coming into adulthood so they too could be named and extensively judged and criticized.
“Honestly, I was getting a little bit discouraged by the number of people on Facebook posting articles about my generation’s laziness, shallowness, and overreliance on technology,” said Kathy Klatt, one of the millions of people born between the years 1980 and 2000 and therefore categorized as a millennial. “But then I realized that, in fifteen years or so, we stop being the generational whipping boy and get our chance to start hating on the next generation in line!
“And, seriously,” added Klatt, “It won’t be hard. Kids these days are always glued to their iPhones and can’t interact socially at all. Dear lord, writing an angry article about this for The Huffington Post is going to be so easy!”
Of those polled, an overwhelming 95% of millennials responded that the could “incapacitated with glee” at the prospect of being able to analyze and condemn a whole new generation of humaity.
No comments:
Post a Comment