How Many of These Edina High School Bathrooms Have you Used?

• The one reserved exclusively for the use of illicit drugs
• The one with the very polite graffitti
• The one that’s only unlocked on midnight of the winter solstice
• The one haunted by the ghost of a girl killed by a Basilisk. But she’s not Moaning Myrtle and gets really ticked off if you call her “Myrtle”
• The other one reserved exclusively for the use of illicit drugs
• The Museum of Broken Souls
• The one that is for Hip Hop Dance Team members only
• The nice one
• The third one that is reserved exclusively for the use of illicit drugs